My name is Chen Haolu, a professional haunted house sleep tester.
On the first day of the live broadcast, the little girl in red was tripped by me and fell into the trash can as soon as she showed her head.
The barrage went crazy: "The ghost is born in Waterloo! The anchor's life is harder than a weight!"
The locker ghost in the freezer at the funeral home was even worse. As soon as he climbed out, my bad luck affected me and he got stuck in the door and performed the splits in public.
"The host turned the supernatural channel into a funny show!"
I hid in the incinerator to save my life, but the furnace malfunctioned and the evil spirit was half-cooked.
Viewers flooded the screen with tips: "Please anchor to go to the underworld to open a branch mine!"
The owner of the funeral home cried and begged me: "Ancestor, if you don't leave, I will turn this place into Happy Valley!"
Reader comments
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Look good. I just showed the modern version of "I'm afraid of losing hope. I'm really not used to it. I'm going to finish eating. Now I won't delay things. I'm going to donate blood."