Thirty-five-year-old programmer Chen Xu gets laid off. His wife discovers she’s pregnant with twins, their multimillion-yuan mortgage payments are overdue, and online lenders are hounding him with violent collection tactics. Hit by one blow after another, he’s on the verge of collapse... Until, in his darkest hour, he binds himself to the [Myriad Worlds BUG Repair System]. From then on, everything takes a bizarre turn:
The magic world’s formations are crashing? He installs antivirus software on a bone dragon: “Virus definitions updated in real time!”
The cultivation world’s spirit veins are running dry? He whips out an Excel spreadsheet: “Is using VLOOKUP going to kill you?”
His bank account in the real world starts raking in hundreds of thousands a day, and his former boss kneels before him: “Father Chen, the company is yours!”
Then the System flashes a blood-red warning:
“Baby formula payment: 5 hours of your lifespan”
“Monthly mortgage payment: 10 years of your life”
Chen Xu flips the table and laughs wildly: “I’m done paying this loan!”
Then he turns around and sends the ultimate patch to the Myriad Worlds:
“On the Feasibility of Making the Heavenly Dao Take the Blame for Your Mortgage”
