Siheyuan: Elegant Headshots, Starting from Silly Pillars

[Funny + slap in the face + counter-routine + sinister + space] On the surface, Li Wenchuan is the only scholar in the courtyard, elegant and educated. He is respected by the streets, admired by his neighbors, and even has the first row reserved for him at mass meetings. Actually? He punched Xu Damao and kicked the third uncle. He was so well-trained that he didn't show off his talent. Li Wenchuan planned to stay for a few days and then leave, but the system jumped out—— "Congratulations on your move into the sample site, Siheyuan. The binding is successful! It will be invalid if you move out, and you will be unlucky if you run away." "Supplies unlocked: two bags of white flour, three cloth tickets, and one enamel jar (with lid)." In this way, Li Wenchuan became a person who didn't want to stay but couldn't move away. From then on, the courtyard house was full of chickens and dogs, and Li Wenchuan was the main maker of chickens and dogs. The third uncle secretly reported that "if you don't take the initiative to work all day long, you are afraid of class alienation." He immediately reported his son for reading idle books at work. When the leader checked the post, he was taking a nap with "Jin Ping Mei" and was taken away to study on the spot. Silly Zhu added "special pickles" to his bowl. He expressed gratitude: "Thank you, Comrade Yuzhu, for taking care of me." That night, Silly Zhu went to the hospital with the pot lid on his head. The doctor asked him if he secretly kissed the pressure cooker. The first uncle was the most outrageous. He watched him eat meat every day, and was moved to tears while eating, saying, "Educated people are so lucky." Li Wenchuan took him to the hospital to check for infertility. He would wear glasses and read quotations while hammering people into the clinic, and even make them write a guarantee saying that he slipped and fell. I don't want to be a bad person because I know too well "when to be reasonable and when to be physical". His name is Li Wenchuan, and he is a serious scholar. ... At least that's what he said.