The Paranormal Affairs Bureau Is Stumped: This Guy Is Creepier Than a Ghost

Urban High Martial Arts, Urban Legends, The Supernatural, Wild Antics, Decisive and Ruthless, One Female Lead Qin Feng was delivering takeout when he accidentally wandered into a haunted house and came face-to-face with the Slit-Mouthed Woman’s deadly question: “Am I beautiful?” On the brink of death, he awakened the 【Sin Reckoning System】! System: “Young man, go hunt the fears lurking among us. They’re your experience points and your source of skills!” Qin Feng: “This is right up my alley! Watch this!” Confronted by the Slit-Mouthed Woman’s giant scissors and terrifying grin, Qin Feng pulled out some hair gel. “Hey, lady, don’t let your hair get messed up. First, let’s seal that mouth shut! I’ll give you a makeover you’re sure to love!” When a deadly shadow beneath the bed tried to drag him into the darkness, Qin Feng whipped out a bottle of “special virgin-boy urine.” “How about a taste of my secret recipe ‘holy water’? It’s mixed with medicated oil, so I guarantee it’ll blow your mind!” Shen Bingyue, an elite agent from the Special Affairs Bureau, watched him use bizarre items like hair gel, medicated oil, and virgin-boy urine to toy with an E-rank urban legend. Her worldview shattered. “W-what mental hospital did this lunatic escape from?! His methods are even more twisted than the urban legends!” “Report to headquarters! The suspect appears to have performed an exorcism using hairdressing techniques and biological weapons!” Urban legends trembled and held an emergency meeting in the middle of the night, naming Qin Feng their top taboo: “He’s here, he’s here! That man, more twisted than a ghost, is coming with his wild antics!” “If your kid won’t go to bed at night, tell them to stop crying or you’ll send them to Qin Feng to ‘settle their sins’!” Qin Feng looked completely innocent. “What lunatic? I’m just an ordinary college student who loves folk history and is a little socially awkward. I just help everyone deal with a few ‘minor problems.’ So what if my methods are a bit dirty... I mean, unique?”