After Becoming a Sycophant to a Beautiful Corpse Brother, I Attained the Dao and Ascended

[Two male leads + cultivation + leveling-up + sweet romance + happy ending]

Sunshine boy with a sweet exterior and a dark side, the bottom × sharp-tongued at first, hopeless romantic later, the top

Chi Suihuan × Shen Du

Chi Suihuan transmigrates to the cultivation world and from the start is given the full wild-man-in-the-forest package, equipped with nothing but a rabbit.

After a month of sleeping rough and eating whatever he can find, his golden finger finally arrives, fashionably late.

Chi Suihuan is instantly fired up. A mutated spiritual root, a rare magical treasure, or a powerful expert from beyond the realms? Which could it be? It’s so hard to choose!

“Beep… beep. Host detected to be lazy, greedy, and lecherous. Best-fit System found: the Simp System. Congratulations, Host. The Simp System has been successfully bound.”

Chi Suihuan: …

Just when he had successfully talked himself into accepting it, he discovered the System still needed to be activated.

As if things weren’t bad enough, he was kidnapped by an evil cultivator to serve as bait.

Could things get any worse?

After finally escaping, he crashed headfirst into the arms of a beautiful corpse.

The System activated, forcing Chi Suihuan to begin his path as a simp.

His handsome corpse-brother is sharp-tongued, alluring, and cold.

To earn his Simp Qualification Certificate, Chi Suihuan is forced into hell mode.

Five Years to Foundation Establishment, Three Years to Essence Formation

Swing a sword ten thousand times a day

At last, Chi Suihuan completed his training and left the mountain, determined to become a qualified simp.

Before he could make a move, the corpse-brother suddenly caught on.

Chi Suihuan covered his mouth in disbelief. “Y-you… why did you suddenly kiss me?”

“I felt like kissing you, so I did.”

Later, Chi Suihuan couldn’t help wondering: was this what being a simp was supposed to be like? Doing absolutely nothing, only for the person he was pursuing to pin him down, kiss him, and confess?

[Slight ensemble cast, with four couples among the main characters]