You Asked Me to Sell Arms, but I Conquered the Entire Universe

Name: You Asked Me to Sell Arms, but I Conquered the Entire Universe
Author: Pig That Fights Tigers

让你卖军火，你却横推了全宇宙

by Pig That Fights Tigers (打老虎的猪)

Status: Completed
Length: 1.2M Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 9mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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Li Jing was a hustler working on the fringes of international trade, and one who'd just been conned at that. All he could do was take odd jobs to make ends meet. By chance, he learned that Xiao Ha urgently needed certified steel pipes. Since he had the connections, Li Jing started reselling them for a profit. Then, quite by accident, he found out... He was wanted by Xiao Lie! The bounty on him was a whopping ten million dollars. The reason for the bounty: arms smuggling! Li Jing: “You’re a real piece of work, Xiao Lie. (thumbs up)” “I only made a million dollars in total, and you put a ten-million-dollar bounty on me?” After that, Li Jing bound himself to the [Bounty Reward Cashback] System. Whenever his bounty went up, he got cashback for the corresponding amount. Every ten million also earned him a lucky draw. From then on, he went further and further down the road of being wanted Any country that opposed Daxia, Li Jing would sell arms and other supplies specifically to its enemies, make counterfeit dollars that passed bill validators, and attack its national firewalls Before long, he became the person these countries most wanted to eliminate, yet couldn't. Li Jing: “I just love seeing you want to take me out but being unable to.” “Oh, and thanks for raising my bounty, too!” … When doing business in arms, a customer asked, unconvinced: “How's the product quality?” Li Jing: “Here's my wanted poster: ten million dollars... Uh! Sorry, wrong one. It's thirty-eight billion dollars!” The customer gave him a thumbs-up: “Then we're all set! The quality is guaranteed!”

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