One day, Ren Tingting went to a teahouse and saw a man sitting opposite her father. Although his manners were good, he could not hide his poverty. She curled her lips: "You have a good face, but this dress is so vulgar!"
Another day, Tingting was recuperating from illness. She saw this man in bright clothes, but he was playing with charms and forcing her to swallow them to drive away ghosts and gods. She sneered: "The Qing Dynasty is dead, and they still practice feudal superstition. How pedantic!"
Unexpectedly, Tingting turned out to be this man's wife.
On the wedding night, when the bride lifted her hijab, what she saw was a spider spirit, a white snake spirit, a Rakshasa girl, a zombie mother, a jade-faced fox, and a mermaid, a nest of concubines. She was angry: "It's so licentious and disrespectful of etiquette. It's so crazy!"
But the man said: "As the saying goes, the husband is the guide for the wife. Once the wife enters the family, she must learn to be more generous."
When she woke up in the spring night, her whole body was sore and unbearable. She spat out in embarrassment, "My shameless husband!"
Reader comments
*This lump of cattle*
What about singing? ? ?
Ah, I'm not here to read Shuangwen, why do I look like I'm taking the postgraduate entrance examination [face covering]
Alvin. . . .
It's good to read, but it's a pity that it's discontinued. The writing is very good, so when will I come back to write it?
*This lump of cattle*
What about singing? ? ?
Ah, I'm not here to read Shuangwen, why do I look like I'm taking the postgraduate entrance examination [face covering]
Alvin. . . .
It's good to read, but it's a pity that it's discontinued. The writing is very good, so when will I come back to write it?