Teyvat's Chip-Damage Warrior: Wanted for a Million Mora from the Start

Before I drowned in a river in Teyvat, I saw Emergency Food holding up a scroll and shrieking, “How many Mora can this get me?”

When I woke up, I discovered a League of Legends skill System in my head. My first draw was a Noxus ultimate skill.

I tested it out and accidentally cleaved into the fishpond at Starfell Lake. Ice Mist Flowers bloomed everywhere, and fish went flying.

Paimon pointed at the wanted poster, trembling. “H-he’s the criminal who stole Dvalin’s tears!”

I was about to explain when she suddenly shrieked, “Wait, why is there a Cryo Slime in the fish?”

The wanted poster offered a million Mora, and the System prompted: Collect one million to receive one trial summon ticket for Paimon.

Paimon was still cowering in midair, shrieking through tears like a broken loudspeaker. “Help! Knights of Favonius! The wanted criminal is trying to silence me!”