[Laid-Back Tech Geek ✖ Nuclear-Bomb Cultivation ✖ Evil Cultivators' Second Careers]
> Mu Yao, a fifteen-year-old "perfectly ordinary" tech geek, was cruelly tossed into the cultivation world by her Fifth Mother as a punching bag.
> She casually took a master, and the Heavenly Dao actually blessed her on the spot? Her bargain-bin master immediately ascended, then revealed a shocking secret: the Heavenly Dao had blacklisted him?
> She also got a "Peace and Safety Year After Year" jade pendant... and a Heavenly Dao oath that was a total death trap: turn the "Number One Sect Under Heaven" into a true top-tier star of the cultivation world!
Mu Yao surveyed her surroundings: spiritual energy as thin as in the Age of Dharma Decline, a sect as dilapidated as a condemned building, a senior brother whose daily role was to complain, and a second senior sister who was the undisputed champion of giving up... **Three thousand fellow disciples, and every last one an evil cultivator!**
Cultivation? Hold on! Let this "intellectually average" girl redefine it with technology:
> Flying swords too slow? **Install miniature nuclear propulsion units!**
> Talismans too weak? **Load them with antimatter payloads!**
> The sect-protecting formation no good? **Deploy an energy shield generator!**
What? You say that's demonic heresy? **Take this "Dialectical Materialism: Light of Truth: Planet-Destroying Cannon"!**
From then on, a terrifying legend spread through the cultivation world: the harmless-looking junior sister of the Number One Sect Under Heaven was the real "nuclear-blast-crazy junior grand-uncle"!
(Master's inner thoughts: My dear disciple, clearing my dark past is all up to you... **Just don't ascend and come beat me up!**)
