My name is Lin Xiaobai, though everyone calls me Xiaobai. What mission? Go kill gods? No way. I just got here, and I haven't even eaten my pork knuckle yet! What, two billion? I'm in! As the saying goes, “If I don't go to hell, who will?”
“Sorry, pork knuckle. I can't stay with you.”
“Mystery? Let's see what it tastes like!”
“Outer gods from the West? Yeah, what's that? Can you eat it?”
Eyeing the Bai family's forbidden item, “I wonder what it tastes like. Is it edible?”
The members of the Masked Squad: “Captain, what kind of person did you just trick into joining us?”
Wang Mian: “Don't give me that. Didn't you all try to trick him too?”
And so the Masked Squad's daily routine became: “Xiaobai! Put down Tianping's new tea leaves!” “Captain!! Help! Xiaobai ate all the snacks I bought yesterday! (≧口≦)” (From that day on, after covering their daily expenses, the Masked Squad spent the rest of their wages on Lin Xiaobai's appetite.)
“Xiaobai! That's the spice Tan Xiang just made. You can't eat it!”
“Xiaobai! You can't use the captain's Yiyuan to cut fruit! ┗|`O′|┛ Awooo~~”
Lin Xiaobai: “Shut up, all of you. You think I don't know what's edible? You're so annoying.” A side note (I'm a new writer, and I read Slay the Gods years ago, so I've forgotten most of the story. Feel free to point out anything that could be improved, but please don't insult me. I'm sensitive and tend to overthink things. I have a job, so updates will be irregular. Thanks for understanding.) [I want to write a CP, with multiple male leads. The story will mainly focus on the Masked Squad, though other characters will appear too, just less often.]
