[Sweet, No Angst] [High Martial Arts]
On their blind date, An Jing quietly watched Su Tang crush a coffee cup with her bare hands.
She tilted her head and smiled. “This cup is really bad quality, right?”
One day after they were married, robbers hit the supermarket. A bullet stopped in midair 0.01 centimeters from his brow.
Su Tang rolled the bullet between her fingertips and muttered, “Don't be scared, honey. I've seen this kind of thing plenty of times.”
An Jing silently immobilized all the robbers. “Yeah, I learned self-defense.”
That evening, the news reported that an alien fleet had been wiped out. Su Tang's skirt flashed briefly on screen.
An Jing turned off the TV and draped a coat over his wife, who was humming as she made noodles in the kitchen.
“What would you like to eat tomorrow? I just learned how to make antimatter steak.”
Su Tang: “Don't bother, I have the freshest steak right here!”
An Jing watched her pull out a Kui ox steak and chuckled. “Honey...”
