**My Family Thrives Thanks to Me Lying Flat**
**Lucky Slacker × Unlucky Minister | A Superstitious Couple Who Coasts to Victory**
**“My lady, please don’t go out today. I’m afraid I’ll be forced to play the good guy again!”**
She was born with a lucky streak and wanted nothing more than to eat, sleep, and wait for death. But after her family fell on hard times, she was shoved into a bridal sedan chair to marry in someone else’s place.
He was the court’s notorious unlucky minister, whose ten years of careful scheming always ended in absurd disaster:
An assassination attempt on the emperor ruined by a storm, poison spilled by a cat on the way, embezzled silver struck by lightning...
Then he married her
He plotted to assassinate a political rival, and the man just happened to die after eating pastries she’d given him.
He embezzled funds to cover a shortfall, and she casually bought a lottery ticket that won enough to fill the gap.
The entire court wept and wailed: “The madam must be His Majesty’s secret agent!”
**#HasMyVillainousHusbandTurnedGoodToday#**
**#PleaseLuckyWifeDontGoOutImAfraidWellTriggerAJusticeEvent#**
**#MyBiggestNemesisIsMyOwnWife#**
**→ Lie flat and carry the whole family to victory. Superstition is the cure for anyone who won’t fall in line!**
(A refreshing twist on the usual tropes, lighthearted and hilarious, with a couple who both prank and spoil each other)
