Honkai Impact 3rd: Me, the Honkai God? Kiana's Cat

I woke up to find that I, the dignified Will of Honkai, had somehow become Kiana's personal little kitten?! [Old man staring at phone on subway.jpg] Don't panic! My human form is devastatingly handsome, and I can switch between forms whenever I want! I just want to be a cat first and enjoy the VIP treatment of the "team of beauties who scoop my poop," while seeing just how crazy you mortals can get over cats! [Coughs nervously.gif]

Kiana: "My Chu Feng (cat form) is a chosen lucky charm! He guessed every answer right on the exam, and fights go his way as if the gods are helping him!" (Obviously! With just one look from me, even Herrschers have to call me Daddy!) Mei: "Whenever Chu Feng (human form) shows up, I'm overflowing with inspiration for new recipes, and he's easy on the eyes too!" (That's the radiance of my divine glory shining upon you. Mere mortal, you wouldn't understand!) Bronya: "Target, cat Chu Feng. Behavior patterns cannot be analyzed. Recommend focused 'delusional interpretation'... No, observation! Also, Chu Feng (human form) has terrifying gaming talent!" Daily life at St. Freya: everyone gets into a brawl over who gets to pet Chu Feng (cat) for one more minute! Valkyries fighting is just so adorable! [I'm dead from cuteness]

What? That old scoundrel Otto, the Archbishop of Schicksal, wants to study me? Welt, the Anti-Entropy Leader, wants to invite me for "tea"? Ancestor Kevin of the World Serpent has a weird look in his eyes and wants to "swordfight" with me? Chu Feng (elegantly licking his paw, then switching to an impossibly handsome form the next second, his domineering aura smacking you in the face): "You people think you can challenge my exclusive team of cat-scoopers? Take a number and get in line. First, ask if my Kiana (and Mei, Bronya, Fu Hua, Himeko, Theresa...) agrees!"