I Woke Up as a Federal Admiral's Canary

Goofy, chuuni feral-bird seme × strong, aloof beauty uke

One-on-one, two male leads, pure love

Blurb 1: Su Hanzhi is a divine second-generation who spent a few hundred years sleeping in a cave just because he stormed out of the house in a huff. Who knew that when he finally woke up, a man in a federal military uniform would be holding his chin and offering to keep him?

As if! He's a strapping man, and a feral bird like Dafeng would never live off someone else!

Si Nanque: Five million a month, room and board included.

Su Hanzhi drops to his knees in a flash: Living off someone else is the best!

But after happily moving into his sugar daddy's mansion, he realizes he's been deceived. His sugar daddy is so broke he can barely afford a meal, and he takes people to fight aliens every day! Su Hanzhi tries to run away, only to have a certain admiral point a gun at his head.

Si Nanque: Choose one: undercover agent or lover.

Su Hanzhi, who has to hide his identity in the mortal world: Honey, don't be mad. I'll go home and cook right now.

Blurb 2: Si Nanque has lived for twenty-seven years, and his life consists of just three things: fighting wars, training, and turning down the Omegas the Federal Council keeps trying to foist on him. He has no interest in the power games played by those old fossils. All he wants is to reclaim the star regions occupied by the Butterfly Clan for humanity.

One day, among the wreckage of a battlefield, he finds a “survivor” whose looks are exactly his type. What's more, the guy seems to know absolutely nothing about federal politics.

Perfect, a human shield acquired ✔

But it doesn't take long for him to regret it.

Su Hanzhi: Actually, I'm a god.

Si Nanque: You sound like a lunatic to me.

What do you do when the canary you've been keeping seems to be an idiot? Asking online, and it's urgent.

Content warnings:

The worldbuilding is made up, combining spacefaring ABO with a chaotic mix of mythology, and includes past-life and present-life elements. The uke has a fiancée early on, but there is no romantic storyline between them.