Xuanyuan Yu was an orphan who spent every day utterly captivated by his own peerless good looks. But when he was twelve, he was caught in a plot and nearly died. When he awoke, he discovered that his body now housed a “god” named Bai Jue Ming.
“Boy, do you want to cultivate the Great Dao, stand above all living beings, and look down on the masses? Ahem! Your Brother Bai just happens to embody the Dao of ‘playing it safe’ and ‘being shameless.’”
“Brother Bai, do I really have to say it?”
“Trust in Brother Bai, and you can become a god!!!”
“Brother Bai! I believe you.” “Oh, look at that! Why’s there someone squatting over there with no pants on?”
A figure stumbled out of the woods, shouting furiously, “Xuanyuan Yu!!! You wretched son of a bitch!”
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Wait! Brother Bai, by the Dao of “being shameless,” you didn’t mean the sword you use as a weapon, did you?
Then… what exactly is the Dao of “playing it safe”…?
