Super Stitch
When Gu Yi, a graduate of the philosophy department in the 21st century, was packed up and thrown into the prehistoric metaverse by the Tiandao stitching machine for complaining about "myth plagiarism", his Taoist robe had a Tai Chi diagram sewn on the left sleeve, a Greek key pattern embroidered on the right sleeve, and a thermos cup in the shape of a Guanyin jade bottle hung around his waist, filled with Odin World Tree tea leaves - from then on, the daily life of the prehistoric gods was turned into a stew of "philosophy + blockchain".
Here, Hongjun Taoist robes have become NFT digital collections, and "Tao coins" are required for sermons; Zeus's lightning strike requires the vote of the entire network DAO, and there was a three-day rainstorm in Mount Olympus due to the opposition of one-third of the gods; the underworld develops a "reincarnation chain game", and krypton gold players can be reincarnated into "Erlang + Thor" stitch monsters, but due to a loophole in the smart contract, hundreds of people simultaneously become "Zhu Bajie + Cupid", throwing rakes and love arrows at each other when they meet.
Ancient Yi relied on the "Geng Copy Word Spirit" to summon the phantom of Prometheus holding a lighter (but the phantom always stopped due to copyright issues), used the "philosophical bug" to make Hongjun's Taoist mind disordered ("You said that the way of heaven is impermanent, impermanence itself is also a kind of permanence!"), And inserted the paradox dagger into the database of heaven, and released a bunch of myth fragments scolding each other for plagiarism - Nuwa Shi chased Pangu's ax and yelled, "You copied my move to patch the sky."
From being forced to use the DVD of "The Matrix" to activate the Tai Chi VR glasses, to using the principle of blockchain immutability to debate "whether my transformation into a beard is considered plagiarism" in the "Meme Chain Court", Gu Yi discovered in the absurdity: all myths are blocks on the human cognitive chain, and the so-called "original" is just a new version of an old meme.
