A graduate student in the Department of Archeology traveled through the Qin Dynasty and discovered that Qin Shihuang, the first emperor of the ages, was a hidden "melon-eating demon"! When he used modern breeding techniques to grow a sandy flesh watermelon, Ying Zheng held it up and chewed it until the juice flowed out. His dragon robe was stained with red but he looked up to the sky and laughed, "This is the most wonderful thing I have tasted since I conquered the Six Kingdoms!" From then on, the imperial dining room of Xianyang Palace became a melon field test field. Li Si held the bamboo slips and was about to cry without tears - the latest memorial was densely packed with imperial approval on "how to prevent watermelons from cracking." What's even more outrageous is that when envoys from the Western Regions paid tribute with their blood-stained BMWs, the First Emperor waved his hand and said, "In exchange for twenty cartloads of melon seeds!
