My car crashed while delivering food, and my soul transformed into a soldier at Gaixia Chu Camp.
When Yu Ji committed suicide, I was eating cold steamed buns, and when Xiang Yu sang his tragic song, I was looking for a down jacket.
As a history dropout, I looked at the enemies on all sides and slapped my thigh: "I know this question! Liu Bang is playing psychological warfare!"
When Xiang Yu's blood-red eyes glanced over, I held up the moldy dry food and blurted out: "Your Majesty! I have a bad idea!"
——Later addendum to "Historical Records": King Xiang broke through the siege all because of the "takeaway tactics" offered by one of the soldiers in front of the tent.
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