After Sima Gang played games in an Internet cafe for three days and three nights, he suddenly transformed into a five-year-old milk baby Sima Yi. The time was 184 AD, on the eve of the Yellow Turban Uprising! Although Goldfinger is late, he owns the Skittles Jet Machine, which has strawberry, grape, and lemon flavors, and unlimited refills, so come on!
The chaos in the late Eastern Han Dynasty will soon be turned into a joke
Fooling daddy? Sima Yi packaged rainbow candy into "fairy dew" and instantly captured the heart of his father Sima Fang, who was actually considered to be the gifted Lin'er!
Recruit Dian Wei? He used sugar to attract him, but Dian Wei said, "If you don't have enough sugar, bring me a hundred catties." This made Sima Yi dumbfounded.
Conquer Xi Zhicai? Just one strawberry candy was able to cure his cough, and Xi Zhicai immediately turned around and took refuge.
Kidnapping Guo Jia? Guo Jia, who was stimulated by the sour candy bomb, immediately changed his mind after dancing on the spot and snatched up the cooperation plan of three kilograms of sweet candies and good wine.
Make money and get rich? The invention of "Yaochi Pure Jade Soap", which is made from lard and plant ash, instantly triggered a rush to buy among the ladies, until Yuan Shao's thugs came to cause trouble.
Target Xu Chu? Dian Wei used his leg bones to kill the bully, while Sima Yi used the charm of candy to attract the "tiger idiot" Xu Chu to join his gang.
Main character: Five-year-old Milkman, a perpetual motion machine with Skittles.
Responsibility for force: Dian Wei, who has an amazing appetite, resolutely defends the safety of his lord and Tang.
The sick and poisonous man: Xi Zhicai, who is good at calculations, relies on sugar to survive.
Drunkard and Genius: Guo Jia, a drunken and invincible trickster.
The Tang score exceeds the standard. . .