“You big fool, Dachun, what on earth are you trying to do?!”
In 1975, Hongqi Commune was in an uproar.
Li Dachun, an eighteen-year-old fool, actually dared to rip open the blouse of Su Xiaomei, whose spot on the list to return to the city had been stolen!
The crowd grabbed carrying poles, ready to beat the pervert to death, when a flash of silver appeared at his fingertips
“Ding! [Invincible Miracle Doctor System] activated! Diagnosis: acute myocardial infarction! Reward: Thirteen Ghost Gate Needles!”
Three needles later, Su Xiaomei, who had been on the brink of death, opened her eyes and whispered, “...You saved me?”
The whole village was stunned. Since when did this fool know how to use acupuncture?!
Li Dachun sneered. A handsome young man in a yellow uniform from 2025 had been reborn as a starving, bullied fool?
From then on
An incurable illness the barefoot doctors can't treat? He feels the bones for three seconds. Ding! Reward: ten jin of meat coupons and fifty yuan in cash!
A county official falls ill during a surprise inspection? He kicks the quack aside. “Move! This needs scraping with a bianstone!” Ding! [Ancient Secret Art] unlocked. Experts from the provincial capital beg to become his apprentices!
When enemy agents try to blow up the reservoir, he takes them down with three poisoned needles. “I'm a fool? I'm just pretending!”
And why are the educated girls he's saved, the commune's belle, the pretty widow next door, and the daughter of a high-ranking official all crowding into his dilapidated hut?
“Brother Dachun, my chest feels tight again...” Su Xiaomei bites her lip, takes his hand, and guides it beneath her shirt.
Li Dachun thinks to himself: What's the rush? Let me earn enough miracle doctor points first
This time, I'll get a Phoenix-brand bicycle and take the educated girl back to the city in style!
