[The Fourth Calamity] [Cultivation Power Fantasy] [Comedy] [Sect Building]
“Other people transmigrate to cultivate immortality. Why did I transmigrate only to be forced into dual cultivation?” Bai Xiaoxiao angrily bound himself to the Xuantian Sect System. From the start, he blasted an ugly woman to death with lightning arts and raised the banner of righteousness, the only one in the Demon Realm!
With billions of demonic cultivators watching like hawks, he summoned The Fourth Calamity players instead
Thunder in My Pants: “Sect Master, I drew the ‘Cosmic Underpants.’ I can reach in and pull out Lei Zhenzi forever!”
Lil’ J: “Sea King Pills? Feed these to demonic cultivators and, heh heh heh!”
Scammed Out of 8 Million Online: “Everyone move aside. I’ll redeem these demonic sect women!”
Bai Xiaoxiao held his forehead. “We’re a reputable orthodox sect...”
The players grinned wickedly. “Rest assured, Sect Master. We’ll ‘convert’ them in the most orthodox way possible!”
When the Myriad Poison Heart-Eater Sect sent out its entire force, the players swarmed forward like sharks that had caught the scent of blood.
Looking at the System’s rapidly climbing righteousness score, Bai Xiaoxiao’s mouth twitched. “These lunatics... They really are my good disciples!”
The Myriad Poison Heart-Eater Sect Master, trembling: “You call this... the righteous path???”
The players, in unison: “What else? We’re all respectable people!”
Before long, the Xuantian Sect became the most terrifying legend in the Demon Realm
Demonic cultivators fled at the mere mention of them, children stopped crying, and even the fearsome giants of the demonic path trembled whenever they thought of them at night!
