I Was Supposed to Lie Flat in the City, So Why Did I Get a Star Destroyer?

Lin Hao, an office drone who has just been chewed out and manipulated by his boss, only wants to go home and lie flat. Then he unexpectedly binds himself to the [God-Tier Mystery Box System]! As long as he slacks off, he gets mystery boxes that can contain anything! [Ding! Detected the Host’s strong desire to lie flat. Reward: Legendary Mystery Box!] A forgetful trillionaire CEO, Xia Yubing, comes with the package from the start? MAX loyalty, plus 100 million in startup capital?! Lin Hao: “Thanks, Q. I’m winning without lifting a finger from the start!” He complains that the takeout tastes bad and opens a [Bronze Mystery Box], gaining [God-Tier Cooking Skills MAX]! The CEO’s cheeks turn rosy as he feeds her! He wants a better atmosphere for sleeping, so he opens a [Silver Mystery Box] and gets a [Limited-Edition Supercar] and an [SSS-Rank Sleep-Inducing Song]! He finds cleaning a hassle, so he opens a [Diamond Mystery Box] and gets [Friday, the AI Butler of the Future] and a [Portable Energy Shield]! When Xia Yubing is targeted for assassination, the energy shield activates automatically, shocking the Long Kingdom’s special agency! Lin Hao: “Huh? I only opened a mystery box to cut down on chores. How did this turn into a spy thriller?” [Ding! Achievement completed: “Trade world-changing technology for more comfortable conditions to lie flat.” Reward: Mythic Mystery Box!] [Opening successful! Obtained: controlled nuclear fusion blueprints + one-use Star Destroyer Summoning Card!] As an alien fleet closes in on Earth, the whole world panics. Yawning, Lin Hao tells his AI butler, “Friday, give them a big fireworks show. Just don’t wake me up.” The next second, the Star Destroyer’s main cannon tears through the heavens! The world’s big shots are stunned: “We’re still fighting over oil, and you’re already using a Star Destroyer to swat mosquitoes?!”