Lin Yan, an overworked office drone who dropped dead, became a security guard on an interworld tram.
Superpowers? Sure! He can stop time for five seconds, just long enough to steal a sausage. And activating it even comes with a "slacking off warning" sound effect!
> To make matters worse, a lottery ticket from the Abyss saddled him with a thousand years of potato debt and forced him to raise an evil god's cub sealed away in first class.
When the little one gets hungry, it wrecks the tram. When it cries, it summons black holes!
Demon boss: "You pay for the damages! Your whole paycheck is docked!"
Saintess debt collector: "Pay for the purification yourself! Keep an eye on the evil god!"
As Bubble goes on a rampage and devours the treasury, the Church's doomsday cannon locks onto the tram, and the bankrupt boss comes after him with murder in his eyes, Lin Yan clenches the soul fragments he snatched at the cost of a chipped tooth and hugs the clueless black hole cub, grinning viciously:
"So you want to push me around? Kid, time to eat! Let's start with the boss's 'prized chandelier'!"
[Slacker Superpower + Raising a Doomsday Cub + Getting into Debt to Become a God]
