The main story is complete ✅ (My Road Here 1️⃣)
[The System says I have to land one hundred thousand slaps, or my hands and feet will rot?]
Zhao Lanyu, daughter of Changning City’s richest family, was mistakenly diagnosed as “stupid.” Carefully raised by her father, she became a famously illiterate young lady.
One day, she was bound to a petty System: “If you don’t land one hundred thousand slaps in a year, your hands and feet will rot until you die!”
To save her life, she put up a bounty of “ten taels per slap,” until her father brought home a bodyguard covered in wounds.
Li Si had gloomy eyes and brows, like an abandoned dog, and always looked at people with his gaze lowered.
The System was ecstatic: “A premium target! Each hit takes five hundred off the total!”
Zhao Lanyu’s eyes lit up. “I like you best!” (To slap.)
Li Si: ?
But later, this premium target for taking a beating suddenly changed his ways:
He showed up on time every day to take two slaps, then lowered his eyes and stepped back, saying, “Does my lady have any other orders?”
The System’s numbers also swung wildly, sometimes dropping by twenty thousand, sometimes going up by tens of thousands instead.
He also kept muttering, “I’m just a servant, after all.”
Zhao Lanyu had no idea how tangled up in insecurity he was inside. She just thought he’d gone crazy.
Then he was gravely injured protecting her and lost his memory. When he woke up, he mistook her for his newlywed wife, a fickle, unfaithful woman who was restless and hated him.
“Even if you hate me, it’s no use. We’re already married.”
“You’re getting more and more unreasonable. It’s one thing if you don’t like me, but why are you calling me by another man’s name?” (He had forgotten his name was Li Si.)
Zhao Lanyu was afraid of the cold and suggested they sleep together. Li Si suppressed his delight. “Are you planning to kill me in my sleep so you can become a widow?”
A sweet story about Shuang Jie. The female protagonist is a little fool and the male protagonist is a bitter melon. Neither of them are very smart. The happiness is written full of happiness, and the suffering is written lightly (it does not mean that the suffering is written very lightly, but it is conveyed in one sentence or a paragraph).
The whole book is very sensual, and the length is not too long to make it verbose. Each of the two CP couples has its own highlights, and the young couple is just happy. Everyone must stay so happy! 🥺 (I still felt a little bit withdrawn after reading this)
The little fool couple is sweet and at ease
Nice! The sweet and sad points are written in a light and gentle way, but it can make people feel the emotions of the characters, like 🥰 🥰 🥰
It's really good-looking, and Lanyu is also very cute, but when I saw Lanyu's father prepared for everything and took it upon himself, I cried. I felt an indescribable feeling.
It's a good-looking, simple and interesting story that can completely relax your brain. The language, plot and character names are very comedic, and the overall tone is very cheerful, making people feel happy.
The author is really suitable for writing this type of article. Both this book and Xiaoli's book are both good to read. I hope the author can write this kind of article again 😘
Two Little Bitter Melon Babies made me feel very sad and shed tears while reading it. It is a very good book.
The writing and plot are very good👍👍
So cute. After reading it, I felt warm and melted in my heart. ૮₍◜ෆ◝.₎ა