Standing on Ying Zheng, Riding Liu Bang, and Beating Li Shimin to a Pulp

[Thrilling × Pure Thrills × Ultimate Thrills × Brainless Thrills × Mind-Blowing Thrills × High Martial Arts × Wild Imagination]

The eternal First Emperor Qin Shi Huang? A thousand-dried little brother, Ha Ji Zheng! The true dragon among men, Emperor Gaozu of Han? A blessed insect from Fuzhou, Ha Ji Ji! The Asian governor, Emperor Taizong of Tang? A neighborhood security guard, Ha Ji Ming!

What emperors and generals? So mighty and imposing? I can slap them all to their knees, begging to call me Daddy!

Who cares about all that? If we lock eyes, we fight!!!

Li Jiancheng, Xiang Yu, Jing Ke? I’ll take them as my dogs!

Shangguan Wan’er, Yu Ji, Zhao Ji? I’ll win them over!

I’ll transmigrate through the Qin, Han, and Tang dynasties and crush every famous minister and mighty general you know!

Every chapter is a blast, every chapter is a thrill! It’s either fighting or picking up girls!

{This is pure, over-the-top insanity. Readers who take historical accuracy seriously should proceed with caution.}