
Zombies Take a Detour When They See Me, Why?
僵尸见我绕道走,为啥
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Very pretty! The author's style is quite humorous! He is indeed an authentic Northeastern person! Haha, recommend it! It's about the reincarnation of Uncle Jiu, a Taoist priest with one eyebrow, and then continues to slay demons and defend the Tao. It's really good and worth watching. Give it a thumbs up first and continue reading.
Yimei Taoist is a character in traditional Chinese ghost stories. It can be seen from the lines that the author is very familiar with Chinese mythology, so he devoted himself to writing this book to tell the story of Yimei Taoist's wonderful life after reincarnation. Such a good book, I must recommend it with five stars! Lin Xiaojiu painted it in detail and came to read it again.
Title: Anti-routine masterpiece! On how to use "weird" settings to support a god novel The book "Zombies Take a Detour When They See Me, Why" is one of the most amazingly set novels I have seen on Tomato recently. It perfectly avoids all the clichés of traditional supernatural writing. 1. The character design is novel and full of contrast: The protagonist does not have explosive military power, but has a trait that seems "useless" but is actually unbelievable. It is this characteristic that constitutes the greatest suspense and laughter in the book. Seeing how the protagonist goes from being confused to using his abilities flexibly is a very dramatic process in itself. 2. High-energy plot and fast pace: The author knows how to capture readers very well. Each chapter has new baggage and twists. You will never guess what kind of "strange" reaction the next zombie you encounter will have. The reading experience is extremely smooth, and there is no peeing after reading it in one sitting. 3. The perfect balance of humor and horror: While creating a tense atmosphere, the zombies' "scare" and the protagonist's "confusion" can always be used to resolve fear, making readers jump repeatedly between being on tenterhooks and laughing. All in all, this is a sincere and anti-routine masterpiece, and you won't lose money if you invest in it! Five-star praise! The title of this book is direct and the content is even more direct! It's imaginative, full of laughs, and fast-paced. The interaction between the protagonist and the zombies made me laugh for a year! The author is so talented, I am waiting for updates every day, asking for more updates!
It's so interesting, humorous and stylish. It's wonderful. Looking forward to the follow-up… It's getting better and better, I recommend sharing it [Adoration]
It's so funny. It's not easy to catch ghosts with so many laughs. The author of this book writes fluently and is known for his humor. The seemingly impossible plot is very reasonable. I read through to the latest chapter and I think it's very good. There are indeed interesting souls everywhere! Hilarious scenes can be seen everywhere. Leave a mark first so you can continue reading in the future. The details are very vivid and he is quite observant. I like the strong flavor of life in this book.
When Northeastern comedy meets Maoshan Taoism, the combination is amazing! The online article "Why did the zombies take a detour when they saw me" has become a dark horse with the wonderful fusion of Northeastern comedy and Maoshan Taoism. It injects joyful genes into the fantasy demon-killing story, making readers unable to stop between tension and laughter. Northeastern comedy elements are the vivid background of the story. Northeastern dialect is used throughout the text, and words such as "Gada" and "Zhedi" have a heavy flavor, which instantly brings people closer together. The protagonist Lin Xiaojiu shows the characteristics of a pure Northeastern man. He never looks forward or backward when encountering evil spirits. He rolls up his sleeves and shouts "Just do it and it's over" and goes straight into battle. The description of Northeastern folk customs in the book adds to the sense of reality: the excitement of two people turning handkerchiefs, the display of New Year's goods, and the steaming sticky bean buns make the fantasy story full of life fireworks, as if you are in the ice-cold but passionate Northeast. Maoshan Taoism builds a mysterious and fantastic magic world. The basic drawing of talismans and reciting incantations are exquisitely and vividly depicted, and the talismans and low-pitched incantations of brushes, dragons and snakes contain the power to suppress evil. The peach wood sword, Bagua mirror, glutinous rice and other magic weapons each show their magical powers: the peach wood sword cuts iron like mud, the Bagua mirror reflects the true form of the evil spirit, and the glutinous rice spills to make the zombies retreat. Together with the tense evil-eliminating plot, it makes people immersed in the fantasy world. The collision of the two triggers a wonderful chemical reaction. Lin Xiaojiu never forgets humor and ridicule when casting spells. Faced with zombies, he complains that "it is not safe to live after death." His serious humor dilutes the seriousness of subduing monsters. During one exorcism, he muttered a wrong spell in a hurry, which made the monster even more violent. His helpless look while scratching his head and shouting "It's all broken" was hilarious, but he managed to resolve the crisis with Northeastern-style wit. This work breaks the stereotypes of traditional fantasy and uses Northeastern comedy to inject vitality into Maoshan Taoism, allowing readers to experience fantasy magic while constantly laughing. Its unique style is unique among online articles.
I fell in love with this book as soon as I read it. I didn't know what Maoshan Taoist priests were before, and I didn't know what Laoshan Taoist priests were either. I always thought they were the same. But after reading this book, I saw the difference. This book is about Eastern Taoism. It is not an exaggeration to be called "Oriental Harry Potter". The dialogue between the characters is in Northeastern China. Of course, the dialect is sometimes very vulgar, and sometimes it can make people feel nauseous. The author, Mr. Zeze, describes it very delicately. The simple narrative brings more joy. When you are happy, the purpose of this book is achieved. This is a good and down-to-earth book. I recommend it to you! It's so beautiful, the characters are vivid, jumping up and down, and the emotions are up and down, like a roller coaster🎢, the humorous dialogue of Northeastern Nagada, Gaga music, always funny, come and see, come and listen, hahahaha! Give Zeze a thumbs up [like][like][like] Give the work a thumbs up [like][like][like]🥳🥳🥳🎉🎉🎉
The story is compact and not procrastinating, and the writing is delicate and warm. You can follow the plot while reading, and feel touched in your heart after reading it. You can enjoy reading and have some thoughts at the same time. I highly recommend it.
Recommended by a friend, came here because of its reputation. Can't help but comment first. Haha, quite an interesting novel. The Northeastern dialect is so slippery and so funny. Moreover, it was still the familiar Maoshan Taoism, and he saw Uncle Jiu again in a trance. Good, I continue reading
It's so beautiful. I accidentally clicked on it at first, but I didn't expect that once I started, I couldn't stop! The writing is novel, the style is humorous, and the plot has fascinating twists and turns. I read it in one sitting and must give it a five-star rating!
It is said that the truth is as high as the devil, but everything here is absolutely suppressed, and it is rare to have an imaginative mind. The plot is ups and downs, dense and dense, the characters are particularly interesting, and their speech is particularly slippery. Very beautiful
The author's writing style is delicate and smooth, the storyline is wonderful, the characters are vividly described, and the five-star praise [what][what][what] Very pretty
The writing is smooth and natural, the story has twists and turns, five stars
The writing is smooth and natural, and the storyline is exciting
It's super good-looking, the language is humorous and witty, which is a rare style for me. The plot is particularly interesting, logical and fast-paced.
A very relaxing supernatural article! The mahogany sword in the left hand and the glutinous rice buns in the right hand are deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, and the scene of the protagonist chasing the zombies to escape is too funny. The plot is light and not scary, and the various anti-routine ghost-hunting scenes are hilarious!
This work demonstrates the author's extraordinary narrative talent and profound literary skills. The storyline is well-conceived and interlocking, with a fascinating beginning, gripping development, and ultimately an unforgettable ending. This novel demonstrates the author's excellent narrative talent and the story concept is novel and unique. The reader's attention is caught at the beginning. As the plot progresses, the mysteries are revealed layer by layer, but new suspense is constantly thrown up. The character creation is very distinctive, and the protagonist's complex personality is portrayed very penetratingly. The author is particularly good at describing subtle changes in character relationships, and those delicate emotional interactions are amazing. 😊[Like][Like][Like] The emotional expression of this work is sincere and moving, and it is unconventional. The author is good at revealing the true feelings through subtle details. A simple action or an ordinary conversation can carry deep emotions. The emotional rendering progresses layer by layer, from shallow to deep, allowing readers to follow the character's mental journey. I especially appreciate the grasp of complex emotions, and the subtle psychological portrayal of contradictions, entanglements, tolerance and other subtleties [Like][Like][Like]
It's beautiful and exciting, the characters are successfully portrayed and very distinctive. The few little old men are particularly humorous and funny. The plot is interesting and the language is very distinctive.
The story is really exciting, the structure is rigorous, and the plot has ups and downs that are exciting. I like it [Like]
The humorous master and apprentice, the cute three little ones, the feeling of deep brotherhood, and they are digging holes again. Anyway, it is good-looking, watch it
The subject matter is good and the humorous style is very attractive. I highly recommend it!
It's so beautiful. It's so beautiful. The zombies can talk and the elderly are reborn like children. It's really great.
"Yimei Reincarnated in the Northeast" has a wonderful idea, throwing a Taoist priest from Maoshan into a big kang in the Northeast, and the zombies instantly become comedians. Lin Xiaojiu has a lot of talking skills. A charm can drive away ghosts, and a single sentence can defeat ghosts. The scary atmosphere is completely broken into jokes, and the horror and hilarious switches seamlessly. The Taoist priest in his previous life was "working overtime" in this life, and the way to catch ghosts was full of obstacles. Even evil ghosts were involved in doubting the birth of ghosts. The enthusiasm is not diminished, the second grade is still the same, and it is only when I laugh out loud that I realize that the road is complaining and taking responsibility every step of the way.
Very nice, five stars! The setting of Yimei's reincarnation in the Northeast is amazing, and the zombies laughed so hard when they saw the protagonist's counter-routine of taking a detour. The writing style is joyful and down-to-earth, and the exorcism is written as a funny daily routine. It is full of creativity and is invincible and refreshing!
His language is funny, he catches things easily, and he even makes fun of others [laughs][laughs][laughs] It's really beautiful
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Goodbye, the humor of the Northeastern people, the humor nurtured by the black soil, comes to life on the page, and even this normally creepy story becomes interesting. I am following the latest chapter and I still like it very much. The humor of Black Earth is indeed very interesting.
It's a very attractive novel. The plot is funny, it's fun to catch ghosts, and it's full of laughter. Anyway, I like it and support it. I've been reading it for a long time, it's quite funny, it's a Taoist classic, not bad!