Cultivation of Immortality Begins with Blowing up the Toilets of the Whole Village

Have you ever seen a baby who used the auspicious golden dragon's bald head as plasticine just after birth? Have you ever seen a genius who can make all the women in the village automatically unbutton their clothes by shouting "grandma", and can make all the dogs in the village wear blindfolds by shouting "brighten the eyes of dogs"? Have you ever seen the arsonist who chased butterflies, threw a dog into the mud, and found a thousand-year-old chalcedony? The cook yelled "fire, fire, fire," and burned the kitchen and the big white goose into a "curly chicken"? Yun Zhaoyue: That's right! Koi physique? No, it's the reincarnation of the demolition team! She took Jinbao, a scolding dragon with a vicious breast and a mouth full of wise words, to bravely enter (bring harm to) the fairy sect. Mind reading awakening? Transform into a self-revelation truck in seconds, accurately blasting the mentality of elders. Adventure in the Immortal Mansion? While others had a blessed place, she got an old man with obsessive-compulsive literature as her housekeeper. When she entered the house, she was told that she was "lonely and cold and a widow with an empty window." She knocked on the door and shouted: "It's so exciting that Jinbao is eating roast chicken!" The ban was blocked on the spot! Jinbao (vomiting blood): "Pingqi! Artistic conception! Are you bargaining at the vegetable market?!" However, this illiterate fairy house has become her biggest golden finger: it can block the way of heaven and make people cry and listen; it can ban the screen "If the sky is sentimental, the sky will also grow old", making the enemies collectively cry and grow old; it can also transform into a war fortress and use fluorescent watermelons that can recite poems as weapons! When the final boss arrived, Yun Zhaoyue waved her hand: "You don't know the true face of Mount Lu - eat my whole body!" The immortal mansion wrapped around the enemy "self-destructed" and shrunk into earrings. She wears earrings and fishes at the beach: "A man in a boat with a coir raincoat fishing alone in the snow in the cold river - oh, the hook is bitten!" Jinbao's desperate roar came from the earring: "There are mountains of seafood in the space! It is forbidden to purchase goods——!" [Cute group, cultivating immortals, funny,