Have you ever seen a baby who, as soon as she was born, plucked the auspicious golden dragon bald and used it as modeling clay?
Have you ever seen a prodigy whose cry of "Grandma!" makes every woman in the village undo her buttons, while shouting "You'll blind the dogs!" gets every dog in the village wearing an eye mask?
Have you ever seen a girl chasing butterflies, taking a face-first tumble, and casually finding thousand-year-old jade marrow, or a kitchen helper who yells "Fire, fire, fire!" and burns down the kitchen along with the big white goose, turning it into a "curly-feathered chicken on the run"? A firebug who always comes away with a windfall?
Yun Zhaoyue: That's me! A koi-like lucky charm? No, I'm the reincarnation of a demolition crew!
She storms into (and wreaks havoc in) the immortal sect with Jinbao, a tiny, fierce-mouthed dragon who spouts one-liners. Her mind-reading ability awakens? She instantly becomes a walking confession truck, precisely blowing the elders' minds. A chance encounter in an immortal estate? While others get a paradise, she gets a literary old man with OCD as her butler. To enter, she has to recite "Lonely, cold, and desolate, I keep my widowhood in an empty window." She bangs on the door and yells, "Jinbao's here for a lively roast chicken!" The wards freeze on the spot!
Jinbao (spitting blood): "The meter! The mood! Are you haggling at a market?!"
And yet this illiterate immortal estate becomes her biggest golden finger: it cuts her off from the Heavenly Dao and makes Di Ting weep; its wards flash lines like "Even Heaven grows old when it has feelings," making her enemies all burst into tears and turn into old men; and it can even transform into a fortress of war, wielding glowing watermelons that can recite poetry as weapons!
When the final boss arrives, Yun Zhaoyue waves her little hand. "I don't know the true face of Mount Lu? Then eat the whole view!" The immortal estate wraps up the enemy and self-destructs, shrinking into an earring. Wearing it, she fishes by the sea. "An old man in a straw cape fishes alone in a snowy river... Hey, I've got a bite!"
Jinbao's desperate roar comes from inside the earring: "The space is piled high with seafood! No more stocking up!"
[Cute little creature, cultivation, comedy,
