Li Xiaren transmigrates into a parallel world of the Tang Dynasty and awakens a livestream System to save the dynasty from disaster!
As long as he livestreams on the Dianyin platform and receives tips, he can spend them on the platform.
And so, the most depraved emperor streamer in Tang history is born!
“Big bro, show us a brothel!”
“Big bro, take us to the eunuch workshop. I want to see someone get their balls cut off.”
“Big bro, show us the consorts dancing!”
“Big bro, show us a bloody battlefield. Let’s crush the Xiongnu.”
“Big bro, I’ll tip you if you wipe out those Japanese bastards.”
No problem. As long as the money’s right, I’ll break every pane of glass.
Want to see the consorts dance? Send enough gifts and you can sleep with me!
“Corrupt emperor! Corrupt emperor! You dog of an emperor...”
Do you think being emperor is as joyful as you imagine? Wrong, completely wrong. The joys of being emperor... heh heh... are beyond your wildest imagination.
Three thousand beauties in the harem, all of you stand at attention and greet the big shots in my livestream!
The three thousand beauties say in unison, “Greetings, big bro.”
When the fan badge lights up, fate brings us together; now our bond has a mark.
Send a little gift, and your girl can show off all kinds of talents.
Send a sports car or a plane, and you’re the big shot in the livestream.
Big bro works hard and toils away, with a knack for earning money to support the family.
Drop by now and then to unwind, relax, and enjoy yourself.
You send gifts, I smile; the more we interact, the livelier it gets.
Tap the screen and give us a like, and good fortune will bring you millions.
Many years later.
Li Xiaren unifies the world and leads millions of subjects in a grand ceremony atop Mount Tai.
“Fans in the livestream, all this vast realm I’ve conquered is thanks to you!”
