Reborn + dog training + anti-System + harem + behind-the-scenes scheming + a little bit of preparation
After ten lifetimes of reincarnation, he finally became an Immortal Emperor, only for the System to tell him that immortality was a scam?!
Chen Hao snapped on the spot and kicked the System over. “Screw you! Whoever wants to cultivate immortality can do it. I’m done! I’m going home to raise dogs and enjoy life!”
From then on, the cultivation world went completely off the rails. While everyone else bitterly pursued the Great Dao, Chen Hao focused on training dogs!
The Immortal Emperor’s new goals were simple and straightforward:
First, train the wildest dogs and slap down the biggest egos!
You can be a prodigy, a holy son, or a venerable elder of some sect. If you dare to show off in front of me, ask my Wangcai for permission first! Even my dog’s farts are more powerful than your ultimate moves! Not convinced? Come on, my dog sons are lined up and ready to “spar” with you!
Second, tease my ex-girlfriends until they love and hate me so much they come crying and begging!
The good news: The sect elders are my ex-girlfriends.
The bad news: There are eight of them.
Come on, let’s hurt each other! Let’s see who cracks first!
Third, the ultimate goal: Bring my divine dogs along, crush this lying System, and pierce through the unfair Heavenly Dao!
Who says you can’t get stronger without cultivating immortality? I can train dogs and still crush the Three Realms!
Who says you can’t rekindle things with an ex? I’ll have them line up and beg to get back together!
For these hundred thousand years, I’m going to live more freely and outrageously than anyone else!
