I’ve Been Slacking for Ten Thousand Years, and My Sect Is Full of Great Masters

Transmigration + invincible domination + laid-back cultivation + funny everyday life + oddballs and eccentrics

Other cultivators: Fight to the death and defy fate. Lin Xia: Eat, sleep, walk the dog, and play with the kids.

After ten thousand years, he’s lazed his way to Sainthood! Lin Xia’s [Divine Art of Nonaction] makes him stronger whether he’s standing, sitting, or lying down.

To get some peace and quiet, he establishes the [Layabout Sect]. His days are spent sunbathing and sleeping, with the occasional cleanup after a cowardly dog that steals chickens and gets into trouble.

He only wanted a peaceful life, but trouble keeps finding him:

Little Shi Hao, whom he picked up in Stone Village at the foot of the mountain, turns out to have the [Supreme Bone], a constitution unseen in ten thousand years. Before long, a great sect abducts him to carve it out!

His second disciple, Xiong Potian, who was training in the Death Mountains, is hunted by his own clan and bears a blood feud!

His low-key, white-bearded third disciple, Liu Qingfeng, turns out to be the Daoist Qingfeng, a legend who shook the world a thousand years ago!

His sixth disciple, Shen Wanshan, one of the richest men in the world, is targeted by assassins from the underworld. The bounty on his head rocks the Eastern Region!

His seventh disciple, Li Shiming, has been playing emperor and doing nothing. Now the border is under attack?

And then there’s that stupid dog who keeps stealing women’s underwear and getting chased by the junior sister with a knife...

Lin Xia sighs at the heavens. “I just want to lie around in peace!”

But seeing his disciples clamoring for attention, the slacker sect master has no choice but to get up.

And so, the cultivation world is left stunned:

The sect master of the obscure Layabout Sect takes one step, and the pressure of a Saint shatters a Heaven-grade Dao Artifact!

The dog he raised is actually a great demon at the peak of the Dao-Union Realm?

His disciples are all emperors, tycoons, or battle-crazed maniacs?

As the Supreme Bone shines, the Underworld Emperor arrives, and a Barbarian Saint descends... Lin Xia rubs his sleepy eyes.

“Quiet down. Once I finish this fight, I still have to go back and catch up on sleep.”