Gao Qisheng transmigrates into the body of Cao Cao’s younger brother. With an older brother who has a thing for married women and Sun Tzu’s Art of War, Gao Qisheng starts making money by unconventional means in the Three Kingdoms. He takes command of the Tomb Raiders, brazenly loots the tomb of Emperor Wu of Han’s great-uncle, and opens Platinum Palace, which gives Diaochan, Zhen Ji, Da Qiao, Xiao Qiao, and others a chance to return to work after widowhood.
Liu Bei: Young Master Cao, I hear you’re coming to Xichuan to dig up some kind of bronze sacred tree? Head back. The Jianmu sacred tree is a deep pool, and it’s more than you can handle!
Sun Quan: Brother-in-law, are you saying the Penglai Immortal Island that the First Emperor sought was home to the Maya? In that case, I’ll have Wu’s navy usher in the Age of Exploration for you!
Cao Cao: Little brother, if you don’t come back soon, I’m marrying Zhen Ji off to your nephew!