This Phone Connects to the Three Realms

On the verge of dropping dead from working overtime, my phone automatically installed a mysterious app.

> Meng Po’s one-star review alert: “How did a mortal leave a bad delivery review for our newly developed Meng Po soup recipe?”

> King Yama’s video call request: “Get the Underworld online plan ASAP!”

> A private message from Taibai Jinxing: “Any fellow cultivators got a source for the latest danmei comics?”

> Just as I traded instant noodles for an immortal pill, nine layers of divine thunder suddenly descended from Heaven.

> The Jade Emperor thundered: “You presumptuous mortal! How dare you disrupt the order of the Three Realms!”

> I was trembling in fear when a new message popped up on my phone:

> “Demon Venerable Rahu wants to add you as a friend.”