[Three defiant rebels] + [Seizing the Investiture of the Gods] + [The Human Emperor's conscription edict] + [Recruiting the ultimate anti-god lineup] + [Making Primordial Heavenly Worthy cry in terror]
After transmigrating into the Investiture of the Gods world, Di Xin became King Zhou, Di Xin, and was targeted by the Chan Sect from the start as a sacrificial pawn?
Di Xin crushed his wine cup and laughed. “You want to use me as an offering for the list? First, take a look at Chaoge City and see who's really in charge!”
He seized the list at the Wei River, stripped Jiang Ziya of his Taoist robe, then turned the Investiture of the Gods into an “Imperial Conscription Edict” with a flick of his wrist.
Vanguard: Nezha, the Demon Pill, charged into battle with his Fire-Tipped Spear, while Ao Bing, the Spirit Pearl, brought up the rear in his Myriad Dragon Armor. The two unruly kids set the heavens ablaze and froze the earth, sending the mounts of the Twelve Golden Immortals of Chan Sect into a frenzy.
Central army commander: Yang Jian took charge, a mediator to rival any in the Three Realms and a peerless God of War.
Rear-guard bulwark: The Three Maidens of Sanxiao set up their formation, while Zhao Gongming guarded the home front.
Special-operations strike force: Kong Xuan swept away immortals and Buddhas alike with his Five-Colored Divine Light, while the Stone Monkey, Sun Wukong's previous incarnation, followed behind with his stone club, picking off whatever was left.
Fortune God logistics: Zhao Gongming doubled as the Three Realms' mobile bank.
Quartermaster cook: Jin Chanzi tied on an apron and manned the wok.
Recon scout: Howling Celestial Dog wore a badge identifying him as the “Three Realms' Chief Sniffer.”
Hidden weapon: The Stone Monkey kept a fragment of the Divine Stone that Mended the Heavens tucked against his chest. If he got angry, he'd throw it at the sky, terrifying Old Ancestor Hongjun so badly that he came out leaning on his cane to plead, “Easy there, young master! The rifts in the Heavenly Dao can't be patched up anymore!”
Di Xin sat on his dragon throne, cracking sunflower seeds.
Now the Three Realms all knew: follow the Human Emperor and you'll get to fight, get paid, and even have Howling Celestial Dog help you find your hidden stash. Who would still want to slave away for the Chan Sect?
From then on, the Investiture of the Gods became the Human Emperor's Edict. Even the Buddha had to exclaim:
“How is this a struggle for supremacy between the Shang and Zhou? The Human Emperor's making us rewrite the script!”
Ancestor Hongjun is the incarnation of heaven
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