Imperial Examination Answer Sheet: the Wish I Wrote Came True!

[Speaking the Dharma Sui] [Magical Pen Ma Liang] [Reading Imperial Examination] "A piece of paper rewrites the way of heaven, and all the absurdities on the paper become reality!" Chen Yan traveled through a poor family and unexpectedly received a Tiandao answer card. As long as you consume special writing and ink, every word written on the exam paper will become reality! Write: "The prime minister's daughter has a deep love for me." ——That night, the boudoir of the most talented woman in the capital was filled with his portraits, and the guards angrily scolded: "Young lady is crazy, she insists on marrying a poor scholar!" Write: "One hundred thousand barbarian cavalry marched south." ——The border was instantly filled with smoke, and General Babaili rushed: "Where did the barbarians come from with so many people? This battle cannot be fought!" Write "When floods occur in the south of the Yangtze River, corrupt officials are bound to happen." ——In the heavy rain, the magistrate knelt down and cried bitterly: "Please God, don't chop me! I'll do it, all the money will be hidden in the latrine!" When Chen Yan was obsessed with the creation of test papers, he got the empress' answer sheet by accident. With a stroke of his pen: "All civil and military officials in this dynasty are my wage earners!" In the morning of the next morning, the Prime Minister took the lead in shouting: "Your Majesty is wise! I am willing to serve you 996!" The empress stared at Chen Yan, who was eating melon seeds on the dragon throne, and sneered: "My dear, I want both the dragon robe and you!"