While working overtime late at night, the System forced me to take an order delivering a package to the former site of the City God Temple.
When I arrived, I discovered that the temple had been turned into an office building for a multinational corporation.
A paper-doll receptionist led me into the CEO's office. The client was none other than Hades, the Western god of the underworld.
He took the Book of Life and Death I'd delivered and gave the Yellow Springs Express a five-star review.
As he signed for it, the urn suddenly cracked, and an indescribable shadow enveloped Hades.
"The contract is sealed." Cthulhu's whisper exploded inside my mind.
Hades suddenly revealed his true form as the King of the Underworld. "Mortal, you've caused a great disaster!"
My shadow began to twist and warp, sprouting countless tentacles.