I Really Didn't Want to Shock the World with My Sand Sculpture.

(Nonsensical + funny + no heroine + system) Lin Fanfan, an ordinary college graduate, after experiencing the triple blow of breaking up with his girlfriend, being unable to find a job, and feeling hopeless, accidentally bound to a strange golden finger called the "Network Shock System". This system does not give money, beauty, or magical powers. It only requires Lin Fanfan to create and collect "shock emotions" from all netizens through various behaviors - outrageous, confusing, and explosive. "Host, your shock level is not enough! Please perform 'fried rice with hair' in the live broadcast room immediately, otherwise the system will punish you with diarrhea for three days!" Lin Fanfan: "Damn it, is there something wrong with this system?!" The next second: "Oh wow, this fried rice is so delicious!" From an ordinary otaku to becoming popular on the Internet with a series of confusing behaviors such as "outrageous photo cutouts", "cutting durians with bare hands and getting swollen", "playing the piano with your toes", "growing corn in a sports car", etc., Lin Fanfan has forcibly turned himself into a "mental illness recognized by the entire Internet"! When he stood on the world stage and any "sand sculpture" operation could trigger a global tsunami of "shock", he just wanted to say: "I really don't want to shock the world with sand sculptures! I just want to lie down quietly, but the system won't let me!"