The Emperor and I Are Brothers

On the first day when I traveled to General Zhenbei, I picked up the Ninth Prince who was frozen like a dog in the snow. >Later he ascended the throne unexpectedly and recalled me to the capital overnight to serve as a hussar general. >"Brother, my country depends on you!" >I formed the Mo Dao army to advance like a wall, and Tiefu Tu charged to crush the enemy formation. >In the imperial court, the prime minister complained that the military generals were smart enough to race horses, and the old generals retorted that the civilian officials were spitting on the three armies. >The imperial meeting turned into a cross talk conference in an instant, and the emperor watched it with gusto while eating melon seeds. >The grassland Khan clamored to marry the princess, and the emperor and I flipped the table at the same time: >"The emperor defends the country and fights to the death without making peace!" >There are scary nursery rhymes circulating in the enemy camp—— >"Wherever Mo Dao passed by, all the people and horses were shattered, and when Iron Buddha Tu came, the ground was shaken."