The Wicked Couple Raise a Wayward Child of Heaven, and the Righteous Beg for a Refund

"Wicked woman ✖️ Evil husband"

[Villainous couple + Equally matched leads + Raising kids + Marriage first, love later + Young married couple]

[The wicked woman and evil husband end up together, wreaking havoc for a thousand years.]

The two biggest villains in the Demon Realm bicker every day.

Until their memories awaken: in the future, the Son of Heaven's Will will kill them with a single move!

Luo Jiuning: “Wait for them to grow up? Better to raise them wrong from infancy!”

Yan Mingjue: “The sooner we kidnap them, the better. Teach them to call us Mom and Dad starting as babies!”

The two secretly sneak into the Spirit Realm and stake out the birthplaces of the two children of destiny.

Children of destiny? Hand them over!

Children of Heaven's Will? Heh, your daughter/son calls me Mom/Dad now.

Yan Mingjue: “The righteous are all hypocrites. Learn from me, kid: one punch and your enemy turns to mush.”

Luo Jiuning: “The righteous teach that you reap what you sow. I teach you to get something for nothing: do less, take more.”

By the time the righteous realize what's happening and come looking for their “beacons of righteousness,” it's too late.

After enduring countless hardships, all the Spirit Realm gets back are two little demons.

Oh, and two big demons come with them as a bonus.

They planned to take back the two beacons of righteousness they'd raised wrong and set them straight. But when they fought, they discovered:

The older ones were stronger than ever, and the younger ones were more devious than ever!

After the Spirit Realm takes the kids back:

“You call these beacons of righteousness??”

“You kidnapped children of Heaven's Will and brought back two little tyrants?!”

Before they were taken back:

Spirit Realm: “Let's take them!”

Demon Realm: “Set off the firecrackers!”

After they were taken back:

Spirit Realm: “We want a refund!”

Villainous couple: “The kids have been delivered. No returns or exchanges!”