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Ling Que's life motto: Pretend to be a pig to eat the tiger? No. I'm a professional pig who beats tigers! Free shipping, too!

He transmigrates into a cultivation world as cannon fodder, only to be publicly dumped by his haughty fiancee Su Wanqing from the start. And she's even brought along a fake second-generation immortal to show off!

Ling Que: "Breaking off the engagement? Fine! Want some Qi-Gathering Pills at a friends-and-family price? Buy one, get a Binding Rope free, dear!" (Su Wanqing: ??? Has this broke guy gone crazy?)

With the fake second-generation immortal about to pull off his scam, Ling Que fires off three reports in a row:

"Fake jade pendant! It's dyed fluorescent stone!"

"Fake fan! It's from Cuiwei Pavilion!"

"Fake identity! Senior brother from the Enforcement Squad, want a third-grade spirit-stone Binding Rope with free shipping?"

Su Wanqing: (stunned-dog-face.jpg) "H-how did you know he was a scammer?"

Ling Que: (shy smile) "I've been busting fakes for twenty years. Honest service, no matter who you are. Speaking from experience."

Later, Su Wanqing and the many beautiful, powerful women who had once looked down on him are horrified to discover: the "junk" pills he sells at a discount have purer pill patterns than the Pill King himself! The "scrap" artifacts he sells by the pound are all ancient divine artifacts, merely covered in dust! The "third-grade, free-shipping" Binding Rope he enthusiastically peddles can even hold an old Nascent Soul monster fast!

Ling Que: "Don't get hung up on me. I'm just an ordinary little peddler who exposes fakes."