Every Heroine Is an ATM, and I’m the Best at Living Off Them

Chen Zilong unexpectedly arrives in the cultivation world, and the cheat he awakens turns out to be a cellphone! He can use it to buy and sell any magical treasures, pills, or cultivation manuals, but he needs to dual cultivate with Ye Chen’s women, the Heaven-Chosen heroines, to earn the coins required for his purchases. To attain the Great Emperor’s Dao, Chen Zilong starts freeloading off Ye Chen by living off women.

His master says, “Long’er, that newcomer Ye Chen seems to have it in for you. Find a chance to kill him.”

“Master, are you telling your disciple what to do?”

His senior sister says, “Junior Brother Chen, that Ye Chen keeps framing you. What a bastard! I’ll kill him and avenge you.”

“Senior Sister, don’t badmouth our fellow disciples in front of me again!”

His junior sister says, “Senior Brother Chen! Why did you break every bone in Junior Brother Ye Chen’s body? He’s in such a pitiful state!”

“Ye Chen has no respect for women. He actually wanted to prey on our fellow junior sister. I couldn’t stand by and watch. I’ve always despised men who don’t respect women. You can tell Master that I’ll take responsibility for all the blame!”