I traveled through the world of immortality and was bound to the dog-licking system.
The system says that as long as you lick the goddess, you will become stronger.
But when I gave the spiritual fruit to senior sister Gao Leng, I dropped the fruit and slapped the fruit into her nostrils.
The system was ecstatic: "Facial massage, dog licking value +20!"
When Senior Sister was furious and drew her sword, I blurted out: "Senior Sister, your nostrils are so pretty!"
She suddenly blushed, and her inner demon was triggered.
The little junior sister was scolded and cried, and she cried: "Senior brother, scold me again!"
I gave Master a birthday gift, but burned away the beard he had grown for thousands of years.
System: "Full marks for hair removal care! Reward with heaven-level skills!"
During the Immortal Competition, I was forced to confess my love to the goddesses of each sect.
"You guys have short legs, thick waists, and poor cultivation. You might as well go home and plant sweet potatoes!"
After the audience fell silent, the goddesses all had tears in their eyes: "No one has ever... Understood me so well!"
The elder of the Hehuan Sect stood up and said, "This son's insulting skills have reached the highest level. He should be regarded as a holy son!"
I clutched my head and ran away: "Help! There is definitely something wrong with this system!"
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