[Dear son, you know what they say: a letter speaks for itself.]
[Back then, while your dad and mom were on the path to proving themselves gods, their enemies chased them down, and they accidentally left you behind in the vast world.]
[We've finally found you on Blue Star, only to hear that you've become a capitalist there?]
[That's a dangerous profession. We hear they hang people like you from lampposts.]
[To protect you, we brought you to this little world we've already conquered.]
[But we're going on a vacation first. We'll come find you afterward.]
[Don't miss us too much. It'll only be a few tens of thousands of years.]
[We heard you've been single on Blue Star, and you're still a little Chu Nan? We found you a wife. Get busy with her soon and give us a grandson to spoil!]
Comedy? This must be a comedy [awkward laughter]