Slay the Gods: The Weakest Template? The Buddha's Fury Lotus from the Start!

[Slay the Gods + Soul Land + sharp-tongued protagonist + joining the crew + System + desecrating corpses + respect for the original + making up for regrets (with minor changes)]

Gu Cheng transmigrates into the body of a high school student in Cangnan City, and the moment he opens his eyes, he binds to the [Fantasy World's Weakest Protagonist Template: Tang San].

System: “Congratulations! You’ve received a double-standard starter pack: Mysterious Heaven Skill + a warning that you’re courting death!”

Gu Cheng: “...I choose suicide.”

When someone asks what he thinks of the other members of the Nightfall Squad,

Someone: “That smoking habit is harder to kick than Tang San’s courting-death ways.”

Shen Qingzhu: “...”

Someone: “You can’t even control your killing intent. You’re worse than Tang San.”

Cao Yuan: “?”

Someone: “At least this body can take more hits than Blue Silver Grass.”

Jialan: “Qiye! Don’t hold me back! I’m going to hack this bastard to death!”

Someone: “He’s got a poker face and still wants to play the savior.”

The gigolo Qiye immediately lets go of Jialan’s hand...

He had things to say about Pangpang, Deputy Captain Fish, and Jiang Er, too.

Still as sharp-tongued as ever: “You spend so much money you’ve hit the Klein tier. This cheat is even more ridiculous than Tang San’s resurrection rematch. You wield a scalpel better than Tang San handles hidden weapons, and you’re more suited to being a lamp than a radar.”

The three of them fall silent...

But when the gods peer down from above, swords pointed at Cangnan, Gu Cheng stands atop the Blue Silver Emperor, the Seven Kill Sword in hand, and tears open the firmament:

“Take a good look, Tang San, ”

“This is how you reach in and rip out a god’s heart with your Mysterious Jade Hand!”