After the God of Matchmaking Went on Strike, I Became a Mediator for All Things

Name: After the God of Matchmaking Went on Strike, I Became a Mediator for All Things
Author: Potatoes with Chili Peppers

月老罢工后，我成了万物调解员

by Potatoes with Chili Peppers (土豆配辣椒)

Status: Completed
Length: 169k Words
Genre: Ancient Romance
Subgenre: Ancient Romance High-Concept
Updated: 1y ago
Source: Fanqie

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"Xiaotang! You're at the bottom of the KPI rankings again this month. Look at Meng Po, selling soup on the underworld livestream!" The Old Man of the Moon was so angry his white beard trembled. He flung a ball of red marriage thread onto the table in front of me. "Keep this up and the Three Realms Mediation Bureau will shut down our matchmaking department!"

I crossed my legs, munched on an osmanthus cake, and casually opened the System panel. The screen clearly displayed: "Mediation success rate: 0.01%." The culprit was the pair of hamsters who'd fought yesterday. The female hamster insisted on chewing all the seeds the male had hidden into seed kernels, and the male was so angry he hopped all over the place.

"Old Yue, young people these days believe in free love. Who still believes in red threads?" I took out my phone and waved it around. "Look at this app. Swiping left and right is way more efficient than red thread."

The Old Man of the Moon's eyes suddenly lit up. "You said app? Quick! Turn my matchmaking threads into an electronic version!"

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