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"Xiaotang! This month's KPI is at the bottom again. Look at Mrs. Meng, all the soup is sold to the underworld live broadcast room!" Yue Lao was so angry that his white beard trembled, and the red thread of marriage in his hand fell in front of me. "If this continues, the Three Realms Mediation Bureau will abolish our marriage department!" I crossed my legs, gnawed on the sweet-scented osmanthus cake, and casually opened the system panel. "Mediation success rate: 0.01%" Was clearly displayed on the screen. The culprit was the hamster couple who had a quarrel yesterday - the female hamster insisted on chewing all the melon seeds hidden by the male hamster into melon seeds, and the male hamster jumped up and down in anger. "Lao Yue, young people are now practicing free love. Who still believes in the red line?" I took out my phone and shook it. "Look at this APP, swiping left and right is much more efficient than the red line." Yuelao's eyes suddenly lit up: "You mean APP? Quick! Change my marriage line to an electronic version!"