"Traveling through the imagination + clever and refreshing writing + fighting evil with evil + witty humor + no harem + the mastermind behind the scenes + the hero of troubled times"
My name is Shen Pan, an ordinary to mediocre modern middle-aged man.
Before he died of cancer, he had a stroke of luck.
Not only did he have the opportunity to travel through the Northern Song Dynasty and live a new life, he also obtained a purification technique from the old god.
I thought I could rely on one skill to get back on my feet.
I didn't expect that the "immortal method" taught to me by that grumpy old liar with a vicious mouth would make it difficult for me to even wash a pair of underpants.
There are so many bad people in this world!
There is a cowardly king and treacherous ministers in the court,
There are rogue and evil gentry in the market.
There are grass bandits and bandits among the mountains and rivers.
No, I fell into a bandit's den as soon as I crossed over.
What's worse is that no one in this world will make way for the "protagonist".
I was just being smart and almost lost my ears.
In fact, it doesn't matter. I have no feelings for this world. The worst I can do is close my account and start a new life again.
As a result, he was rescued again.
In the days that followed, I became concerned and could no longer die as I pleased.
In this era, I have seen the world in disarray.
The ugly stories of human nature are always repeated.
I want to survive with my younger siblings, but I don't want them to live a miserable life in the future.
So between being obscenely developed and stubborn, I chose being obscene and tough.
After "using any means necessary" a few times, my second brother started calling me Shen Xiemen...
