Reborn as an Uchiha, I Will Conquer the World

Just read the first part for fun. The good stuff comes later. (Hehe, there are so many jokes up front that you'll be immersed in the fun and forget how much the knives hurt.)

The original Hokage story might make you a war god, but run into the elite monsters I set up and you'll turn into 486 in a flash. (Damn you, I'll make sure you suffer.)

[Genderbending] [SCP Supreme Divinity] [Loads of iconic scenes]

A warning to the underground dwellers: later on, there may be an adaptation of the Bad Guys' Party. Something to look forward to.

A high school student named Xing Ye was playing Naruto on the way home and failed to notice the Hundred-Ton King speeding toward him. As his consciousness faded, he was bound to the “Goddess of the Shinobi World System.” But he never expected the System to have a fetish: he reincarnated in the body of a female Uchiha who had been asleep for who knew how long, and she was Indra's daughter, whom he had never awakened. With the System's generous rewards, threats of absurdly harsh punishments, and the bonds he forms with his companions, Xing Ye goes further and further down the road to conquering the shinobi world and becoming a haughty, white-haired beauty.

(The road to growing up is always full of hardships, right? Even death. He possesses overwhelming power and can dominate one corner of the shinobi world, but to defeat the incomprehensible Supreme Divinity from beyond, he'll need to find another way.)