After Being Tricked All over the World of Cultivation, I Ate Melon Seeds Under the Thunder

>As soon as Master saw me, he announced that I would be in seclusion for fifty years. >Eldest brother owes me money, and he pays me nine points for each mission. >The second senior brother helped me sell the stolen goods, and the third senior brother's elixir was stolen by me and auctioned off. >Fourth senior brother was forced to take the throne by me, just to go to the human world and eat and drink for free. >The little junior sister looks soft and cute, but secretly writes the whole world of cultivation into a storybook. >Others vomited blood during the tribulation, while I ate melon seeds during the thunder tribulation: "Heavenly Way, are you here to get the five-spice one?"