After Being Kept by a Rich Older Sister, the Internet Loses It

[System]+ [Feel-Good Power Fantasy]+ [Skills]+ [One Love Interest]+ [Everyday Life]

Me, Lin Xian, the Patina King!

A streamer who just wants to lie flat? No! Now I’m the most enviable kept man on the entire internet!

A message from a rich woman appeared in my Bilibili inbox: “Come to Shanghai. I’ll take care of you.”

Me: “Ma’am, are you going to harvest my kidneys?”

The next second, a ten-thousand-yuan red packet smacked me in the face! The System awakened!

[The Ultimate Kept Man System]:

The more the internet gets upset, the stronger I become!

Outrage points +10086! Draw!

[Melancholy, soulful eyes like Tony Leung] Acquired √! The rich lady can’t sleep a wink night after night!

Envy points through the roof! Draw again!

[Chef-God-Level Egg Fried Rice] wins over the whole internet with its aroma! [Master Pianist] sets Douyin ablaze!

Netizen A: “This makes no sense! How does Patina King get to win by doing nothing?!”

Netizen B: “Rich lady! I can lie flatter than him! Pick me!”

Netizen C: “I’m so upset! Did my virtual pet become a winner in life?”

Living in a mansion? Driving supercars? That’s no big deal!

System notification: Ultimate reward: [Make the rich lady call you Dad]!

Me: “??? This generation of netizens, don’t take things too far.”